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The drunken times
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Written by Wyli Cyd   
Tuesday, 24 January 2006

While digging around the dregs of my personal drive at work, i came across an old gem from days gone by - The Drunken Times. 

As far as i can remember, there were originally a selection of these created sometime around the 1820's.  Later, with modern technology, the format was recreated with colour, pictures, words and letters, and rereleased.  This critically acclaimed new format had worldwide success and went on to break 7 literary records. 

During the Welsh war on Birmingham in 2001, the head offices were subject to heavy artillery fire due to there unfortunate location next to the Birmingham central city arms depot.  As the Welsh pushed forward into the city center, they moved into the head office to use it as a base of operations and destroyed most of the archived copies.  There were a few resistance staff members who saved what they could and fled to the relative safety of nearby POW camps in Warwick.

As the Allied East-Midlands forces pushed back to reclaim the lost West-Midlands territories, the paper moved into underground circulation, but most of its original ground breaking news crossed with interesting articles were replaced with war propaganda.  As the war came to a close, the damage to the offices, and worldwide name of the paper was too extensive, and it only survived as a local publication for a couple of months before slipping off into obscurity.

My great-great-grandfather was one of the staff resistance who helped save a few of the archived copies, and i present one of these - in electronic form - for your enjoyment.

Click Here for the PDF

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Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave
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Written by Wyli Cyd   
Friday, 28 October 2005

ImageYes, ladies and gents, here are a collection of the worst album covers ever conceived.  My favourite being Desperate dave ofc.  i am going to have to find his zip zap rap.  it has instant classic written all over it.  Click read more to see the rest of these attrocious (and downright scary) album covers.

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Laughing whirly bird
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Written by Wyli Cyd   
Wednesday, 19 October 2005

WTF? 1337 LMAOPLANES ROFLCOPTER LOLLERSKATES.

Yeah, yeah, i know, im sorry.  Been coming across these bloody things more and more often as of late, and they're usage is really starting to scare me.  I mean, what the hell is a LOLLERSKATE (has to be in capitals)?  LOL i can grasp as an acronym, overused - perhaps, useful, yep.  ROFL and LMAO, check, know what they mean.  But a god damn ROFLCOPTER?  After browsing a bit on t'internet, i came across actual flash games involving an ascii ROFLCOPTER and LMAOPLANES, but i think this may have been created as a result of the words being more mainstream, rather than creating the words itself.

Can anyone shed some light on this?  Please?  Or do i have to stick this down on my "Humanity is doomed" list...

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New Zealand story
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Written by Wyli Cyd   
Friday, 30 September 2005
a New zealands ebay type thing had a dolphin up for sale.  Unfortunately, the site administrators decided to remove the auction as its apparently illegal or something. Whatever.  Anyway, heres a pdf copy for posterity.
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Sentry Gun
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Contributed by Big_Squirrel   
Sunday, 25 September 2005
We all want one, we all need one - Did you know that 97% of insurance companys demand you have a Sentry gun? now you can cut out the expensive arms dealers and make your own!...





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Respect your ma, fool!
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Contributed by Neil Hickinbottom   
Saturday, 24 September 2005
i pity the fool that doesnt watch this clip!

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2668992
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The return of the hoff
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Contributed by claire Downs   
Wednesday, 21 September 2005
The hoff is coming back!!!

oh

my

god

*Link fixed

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